tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post922815563792082866..comments2023-10-18T05:40:20.001-04:00Comments on Accidentally Mommy: Dem Boobs, Dem Boobs, Dem... Dry Boobs.AccidentallyMommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03519026987694586989noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-90309856263009419132011-01-22T01:42:06.192-05:002011-01-22T01:42:06.192-05:00I mean I have pretty much been re-virginized over ...I mean I have pretty much been re-virginized over here and dry boobs now? really? what is next at 40..I hope sex is like riding a bike cuz its the sahara over here. The dating areana as a single Mom is awful and my boobs probably need some attention. dry flaky boobs at 40? I so did not sign up for this age boob thing. Suggestions? Itchy and scab on one omg...baby oil?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-85706114594770357672011-01-22T01:39:29.759-05:002011-01-22T01:39:29.759-05:00I have never been in a convo like this lmaoI have never been in a convo like this lmaoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-10117036446434483422010-06-27T21:02:19.052-04:002010-06-27T21:02:19.052-04:00Oh man. My boobs and I have conversations all the ...Oh man. My boobs and I have conversations all the time. Only mine usually sound like "Yo Boobs, you think you can stop with the lactating and the growth spurts followed by the shrinking that leads to the needing of 3 different cup sizes? You know the baby is 9 now right? As in years, not months. Lactating isn't necessary right now." <br /><br />Then my boobs point the finger at my pituitary gland and I take it up with it instead. (While politely asking Boobs to look a little more straight ahead than down.) <br /><br />Don't beat yourself up over it. I realize that's easier for me to say than for you to accomplish but part of parenting is dealing with the circumstances at hand rather than the ideal situation. <br /><br />Hugs.Draft Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16246224435335677407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-20012875173629449932010-06-26T00:22:58.313-04:002010-06-26T00:22:58.313-04:00What I love about your blogs is that you are so ho...What I love about your blogs is that you are so honest about your life and what you're going through, but you really know how to add some humor to it all and you really make everyone laugh. Love your blogs, and I hope your boobs feel better! <3Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14757329026283457061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-35399898964104855582010-06-25T19:46:03.014-04:002010-06-25T19:46:03.014-04:00This is the single best boob post I have ever read...This is the single best boob post I have ever read.<br />You and your boobs rock!Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05528484098724947814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-44277781927206743072010-06-25T19:09:39.326-04:002010-06-25T19:09:39.326-04:00Where have you been all my life! You are brillian...Where have you been all my life! You are brilliant. Boobs will get over it - it is just the conscience you need to deal with. Thank you so much for the laugh (and lesson) Consider yourself linked. xoxoMrs Wooghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13272090974052486539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-22440573738576826412010-06-25T01:51:07.737-04:002010-06-25T01:51:07.737-04:00Aaah, nothing quite like a blog about boobs.
Tell...Aaah, nothing quite like a blog about boobs.<br /><br />Tell your boobs it's okay, as long as the baby is fed and happy, no one cares where the milk comes from. Boobs are also good for distracting policemen.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527588191107839720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-67980300353279907312010-06-24T07:21:46.574-04:002010-06-24T07:21:46.574-04:00This whole breastfeeding dilemma shows you what ki...This whole breastfeeding dilemma shows you what kind of mothers people are. I've found that the majority of my friends that have children who were upset over not being able to breastfeed for some reason turned out to be the best mothers... The others ended up kind of neglectful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-68520481181956506282010-06-24T07:00:38.835-04:002010-06-24T07:00:38.835-04:00:( Huge hug hun. That was brilliantly written, tho...:( Huge hug hun. That was brilliantly written, though, and made me laugh out loud.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00101702027659236886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5404818108376208169.post-46828272686158674762010-06-24T02:58:43.551-04:002010-06-24T02:58:43.551-04:00It's a hard thing to deal with, I'm sure. ...It's a hard thing to deal with, I'm sure. I wasn't able to breastfeed Xander at all, which made me really sad. I think I cried every time I gave him a bottle of formula for like the first month. I hope you'll be able to make peace with it eventually.Teresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09757649914638507719noreply@blogger.com